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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif"'>((A
rather messy note that has scribbled out writing on its top and ink stains on
the corners arrives on the Wharf Garrison commander’s desk.))<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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style='text-decoration:none'> </span></o:p></span></u></s></p>
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style='text-decoration:none'> </span></o:p></span></u></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><s><u><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Engatiel
ketra ixohest:<o:p></o:p></span></u></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>merravotax
nandra<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>umpso
sletua ul-tispat<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>avot
skanatel parmiel<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>merra
tinat-exe nedixel<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>koith
skanatel quigat<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>koith
stebeial<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Varqui,
<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Ben
sinpir min an purpessa danissix? Min ve pengix ai issua ne <o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif"'>((large
inkblot and smudge appears here))</span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>TO
STINKY AND POINTYxxxx,<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>TO
TESPIN APPETIRE ZESSTRA RIKNUETH </span><span style='font-size:8.0pt;
font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>(and Stinkmaw)</span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>,<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><s><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Knowing
the fact that my arse feels like its is on fire and I’m ready to quit my
position as Arms-Corporaxxxxx<o:p></o:p></span></s></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Please
be advised that thanks to some bloody stupid demon deciding to snot-blot its
guts all over my person four days ago within the Black Dragon Inn, resulting in
my head feeling like its ready to explode like a Menxruxian claypot convention
and my stomach ready to crawl out the back of my rear end, I am currently
unable to be on watch for my assigned duties by the Red Lantern and Wharf
Districts until the end of the week.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>I
was tended to by a healers at the inn, three healers outside the inn and another
lot of four bloody other healers at the Wharf Garrison, and although they have
cleared the wounds and toxins the demon left, the infection still needs to
recover naturally.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>In
other words, I have a bucket beside my straw bedding that is full of interesting
and colourful things, and will be until my stomach decides to stop bringing back
all the not-so-wonderful things the healers keep force-feeding me.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>I’ll
endeavour to have a report to you on this incident when I can write more than a
few sentences neatly.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Me
exinem,<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Arms-Corporal
Merrax ul-Oryan Ratholta.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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