[Royal Guard] 'Cause everyone knows it's evil.

[Matt B.]

( OOC note: Things in parenthesis are OOC notes. Things in brackets are 
things that are actually written into the report. )

Well, today -- earlier today, perhaps... an hour before, I had walked down 
the stairs of the Black Dragon Inn, and started on duty. [Yes, I'm aware I 
woke up late.] Anyway, I was dealing with Percy getting my crossbow back [A 
long story.] and some apparently possessed elf woman, with raven-black hair 
(Tia`Sama) when who should come in?

Of course, everyone's favorite demon lord to kill and hate and try to 
destroy. Lord Jah Kahn.

After asking him not-so-politely to leave [or at least I believe I did], I 
asked Percy to go up to my room and get me some bolts. Some white-fletched 
bolts, as these are the ones I use to deal with demons such as Jah Kahn. 
[What, you think I'm stupid enough to go into the BDI without something to 
fight demons with? They come in at least three per day.]

We faced off; he got hit with a few bolts, I got hit with one in the knee 
from his crossbow, and... well, things got hairy. My memory's a bit fuzzy, 
but I do know that Percy was a help, casting some zapping lightning magic at 
the demon lord and getting me two effective weapons. Jah and myself faced 
off, he with a greatsword and myself with my glaive; though during this 
fight he did attempt to kidnap the raven-haired elf woman mentioned earlier. 
We continued to face off; my glaive got disintergrated during the fight by 
what I think was a horn, and I ended up wielding a chair against him. I got 
knocked around a bit, but not that much, though I did end up falling over as 
he retreated for the door with the elf in tow. At some point later, Percy 
tossed me Dulcina's frying pan, and I hurled it at him as he retreated. 
Someone told us to stop, but eventually they ended up helping -- I didn't 
see who it was, but I know Jah was teleported away without the elf in tow. 
Soon after, Spell-recruit [I believe...] Odion Tsekani arrived to deal with 
the elf as I retreated to nurse my wounds and write this report.

        - Nero

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