[Royal Guard] The pacification of Kageshin

[Jason scherer]

So here we go again on a round about trip through the mind of one Kirin 
Arnise. You are now entering a world of text and electrons. You are 
entering.. the email zone. *cues the music*

   Hail magistrates and commanders of the guard. I write this report with 
good will that blood shed was averted this night (Insert date here) in the 
dangerous walls of the infamous Black Dragon Inn. I have observed on 
multiple occasion an individual who claims he is a samurai of some unknown 
code of honor he calls.. Basheedo (bushido, I'm misspelling it on purpose.. 
bite.. me.. Wolfram =D ) This Kageshin as he calls himself (artistic 
depiction via someone at the guardhouse attatched) wears a simple set of 
robes and carries a large curved blade of excellent make, he is also 
unpredictable and dangerous to an extreme I had not guessed until tonight. 
Though he was being pestered by a mischevious woman he took to heart her 
antics and did assault her. First with foul magic, combining lightning and 
fire as one he was attempting to cause her fear and make her flee. However 
this was folly as we all know that the local citizenry are all too familiar 
with such things.. sad as it is to admit. After a few more hostile exchange 
of words I stepped in to resolve the matter peacefully as I have done in 
countless situations before to bring peace without violance. Charging the 
woman, Kageshin decided to turn his attention on me as I had hoped when I 
ordered him to cease his criminal activity. Finally he drew his weapon upon 
me. Be thou warned those who confront this dangerous man, the weapon he 
carries is highly enchanted and had flames licking its surface. Rather than 
come to blows I stayed my ground and kept my weapon sheathed. After some 
diplomacy (*possibly natural 20's on my diplomacy rolls*) the situation 
cooled, sheathing his weapon he agreed to be at ease. Regretably I was 
called away on duty before he left, I do pray he caused no more ill within 
the city this night.
  Dangerous though he is and content to listen to authority he HARDLY is... 
there is little cause for alarm. I placed no one under arrest and displayed 
the mercy of the crown that others would follow the example. I pray that no 
further situations occur with this individual.
  Loyal servant of His Mercy and and Will and Sergeant of the Royal Guard of 
fair Drache.
Sergeant Kirin Arnise.

OK that said.. I WINKBAYE!